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There is no time limit: You hold the page until somebody pays more. That could be an hour or it could be forever. Nobody buys a fixed window.
Being outbid is not being deleted: You move to the back page and stay there permanently, ranked by what you paid. The link keeps working.
Links are marked as paid: Every outbound link carries a sponsored attribution, which is what search engines require of paid placement. The text itself is plain server-rendered HTML, so it reads normally to anything crawling the page.
Payment is once, and final: A single charge, no subscription, no refunds. Anything unlawful or hateful gets pulled without one.

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